* I might actually really love this person I also hate right now
* This is awful…and, maybe exactly what I needed?
* Jesus…do. not. mess. with. the. ladies. right. now….RISEEEE UP!
* I’m a horrible human being…god, I’m relieved to know for sure, feels like I can turn over a new leaf now that it’s official
* People are really out to get others right now, I might want someone to get me, too? Does that even make sense?
* I have the desire to go nuclear on facebook about something, but maybe I’ll just visualize it instead and then eat something ridiculous
* You just wait….you think you’ve just taken me down (whoever you might be), LIKE OBI WAN YOUVE JUST MADE ME STRONGER FOOL
* Inner voice after seeing latest headlines, “God, you can really just set your astrological clock to these public shootings and sex scandals these days. It would be so much cooler if it didn’t keep involving assault rifles and murder, though.”
* I actually don’t believe that anything is progressing or evolving…it feels good to say it…in fact, it might be the most evolved thing I’ve thought, like ever….now, should I eat something chocolatey or does this new realization mean I should stop eating sugar?
* We’re all feeling so inspired and positive that I think we could have a real throw down and all come out happy about it right now, right?
* Everything good that’s happening is totally just setting me up for a sucker punch. Well, at least I’ll see it coming. Wait, so astrology can actually help you see a sucker punch? Hmmm. Is it possible to punch back?
* God, I keep almost getting into accidents or shitty situations but then magically getting saved at the last second. I think God definitely plays dice with the universe. God, if you’re there, I’m good to cash out whenever.
Prayer: Give us a cosmic sense of humor. Teach us to punch back with laughter, trust, and faith.